Sept 17 Norfolk, VA to Camden, NC (Lamb’s Marina)
The Great Dismal Swamp, now this would be something different.....and if you believe what you read we will experience creepy crawlers, snakes, bobcat, bears, odd noises and a ghostly light that hovers in the air…all seen while traveling through the swamp in a tunnel from the canopies of trees. well i wanted to experience this….who wouldn’t?
Harry was less enthused….I had to talk him into taking the Great Dismal Swamp! But let me just say if Harry doesn’t want to do something he will create a hundred reasons to justify…and he tried but i had the facts ready to roll. The swamp was deep enough, the swamp was well traveled and well attended to by the Corps of Engineers, the swamp did have two locks and many bridges and less than the other route (Albemarle and Chesapeake south canal)…
So off we go from Norfolk making a weird turn right into ‘the swamp’. for quite a bit the swamp followed an interstate with cars zooming by - that i did not think was very mysterious. No odd, eery sounds here - just noise!
I soon learned that to get into and out of the GREAT dismal swamp we had to lock through - approximately 8 foot drop and rise…and about an hour in we were now in Deep Creek (or Deep Shit, cause we were too far in to turn around) when we approached our first lock. Lockmaster ROBERT - capitalized to emphasize the importance he puts on himself…His arrogance made me smile and was quite entertaining. i messed up my lines (it was the first time we’d locked through in a long while) and he yelled at me and kept saying over and over - never, ever put your line over the rail always under. damn it, i knew this… but simply messed up. So now that he had us tied up in a water pit with no way to escape…he proceeded to ‘present’ to us the history of the Great Dismal Swamp, interrupting every now and then to bark at me… ‘pull in the slack’! He would walk the length of the boat back and forth during his oration. Here’s how it went…
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this is ROBERT, the 'that's not the amazing part' lock master.... |
He asked us how far we’d traveled - upon our reply, which we felt like was pretty darn far, he barked, ‘HA, that’s nothing a guy a few months ago came through here in a rowboat’….and then he’d say, ‘but that’s not the amazing part’, the amazing part is that he was traveling from South Africa! he had two brothers that had died from AIDS and this was an awareness journey to NYC.’
He proceeded….’then there was this other guy came through here from Texas on his way to NYC.’ Then he’d say, ‘but that’s not the amazing part’, the amazing part is that he was traveling on a paddle board and his girlfriend on a jet ski!
He continued…remember we’re down in a hole looking up at him, with no possible escape. He says, ‘this guy came through here in a canoe, traveling from Norfolk to NY, but that’s not the amazing part’, the amazing part is that he was 97 years old!’
I imagined him at home taking pen to paper to draft his ‘presentation’ anticipating another chance to have his words fall onto his captured audience.
So the water is level now and he says, ‘that’s it’ yEA! so i start to take the line off the lockmaster’s cleat which is maybe a foot away from the boat and he yells at me AGAIN…’do not take that line off, do not take that line off until the gates are all the way open’. yes, sir, kiss my foot, and good bye! what a character - he said he loved his job (well hell yea…captive audience) and been working the locks and bridges in Deep Creek for 21 years…and he’s the new guy on the block… what a hoot.
After we locked through he got into his truck and sped up the way to open the bridge....cause 'see i'm both the lock master and the bridge attendant....'
I kept waiting the the ‘swamp’ to become as i imagined….eery and lonely feeling and full of weird birds and slimy things in the water….looking much the everglades and the cypress. but this was much different, it was like we were traveling down the wide part of the Elkhorn Creek…it was narrow and the land was SO covered with kudzu that you could not see into the land at all…
The only thing slimy in the water were the 3 - 4 logs we hit moving at no wake speed through the ditch. Even with me on the bow looking hard for floating stumps and Harry doing the same up top we did not see but felt the logs hit the bottom of the boat - fearing prop damage with each hit. In all our days we have never hit anything that felt like this. Titanic sound. ha….just kidding but a loud sound and a reverberating aftershock. Harry is now very pleased (not) that i talked him into the Great Dismal Swamp.
Since all of the swamp is a no wake zone, when we came out we entered the Pasquotank River and the first thing Harry did was pick up speed to check the props. and dammit to hell if the boat did not shake and shimmy like never before. we both felt it and then the cursing began…. this is not true. Harry did not cuss nor did he ever say i told you so.
Who could see a log submerged in this? isn't it wild? Duck weed.
After we locked through the dismal swamps second lock we were dumped into the Pasqotank River and it was magical….large wide river that in some parts were covered over completely with duck weed. it was SO lovely…SO weird - the vision of it made your mind think you were sliding on scum or skimming on top of pea soup. just so strange but beautiful.
Harry called ahead to find a marina that had a diver who could check the props. H was convinced we’d damaged the prop and i was hoping for that because i knew a bent shaft could be the death of us…(death of our trip, that is). So Lamb’s Marina helps find and coordinate the diver - he will be at the boat at 8:30 in the a.m.
Arriving at the Lamb’s Marina was like being received as royal guests. Cruising by people on their boats shouted, ‘welcome to Lambs’ and a crew of about 5 men awaited us with boat hooks each taking my lines. i mean it was something else. half the guys worked there and the other half were the live aboards there at the marina. All over the age of 65.
During cocktails, discussing our day…and how we thought we’d be safe now that we’re finally in the ICW, i told Harry that they should rename the dismal swamp canal to the root canal because it turned out to be very painful..and hopefully not financially painful.
It was a long ass day so we did not take the courtesy car and venture into Camden - we’d had enough adventure for one day. We dined at the dockside restaurant…fried, fried and more fried food.